Surprise Mamma!!

So, on Sunday - I bought my turtle his new, fabulous tank. Decked it all nice so that his fat-ass can swim around all he wants. Then I decided to spoil the little critter too, I bought him two little gold fish to eat... It is now Tuesday and the spoilt brat has not even licked the fish! You know what this means, right? Instead of having a turtle who eats his live food, I have now become the mummy of 2 fish as well!!.

I mean feeding the fish to the turtle is one thing.. letting them die of starvation is just inhumane!! So now I have to feed them too and look after them and hope he eats them before I become attached. ARgh!

It's like waking up and seeing that your baby has cloned itself twice! what a nightmare!

Thanks big turtle.