The Shopaholic’s Prayer

Our Prada, who art in Harrods
Hallowed be thy name
Thy Gucci watch, thy Louis bag
On Saks as it is in Paris
Gives us this day our daily brand
And Forgive us our debt
As we forgive those
Who know no name brands
And lead us not into Walmart
And deliver us from Target
For thine is the Fendi, the Dolce and Gabana
Forever and ever

Amex!