Friday, October 23, 2015

WTF WITH THIS FAT TIRE AROUND MY WAIST

Ok, whether this is a 40-something vent, or a pathetic cry for help. 

I have to be honest – I haven’t been GREAT at dieting.  B

ut then again, I never really have. 

However, I have always been pretty toned. I have been good at working out. Even if it's just ONCE a week and even at my biggest, I was toned.


For the past few months that I have gained so much weight, it seems to stick in my midsection.  With cellulite. So disgusting and no matter the amount of exercise, it just fucking SITS there and I am pissed.

It feels like either the universe is punishing me for always eating so badly and still looking good, or my body woke up and realized I was 40 – I have looked PRETTY young my whole life, but it seems like in the last two years, I have gone from looking like a 20-something to looking like a 38 year old or worse. UGH.

F this shit – 40 sucks.

Excuse the swearing. I am just pissed. 

To the gym I go…

Tuesday, October 06, 2015

Moving in – Moving out and all that Jazz

My American Adventure has comprised of A LOT of moving.. A LOT. I moved here in 2006.

We already had a wonderful Townhouse in Sandton, Gauteng Johannesburg. It was perfect and beautiful. We had just furnished it with expensive furniture from Bakos Bros. etc. 

Then Craig’s company got an offer to transfer us to the USA for 1 year.  We were excited.  And we would rent out our place to make sure the bills were paid. It was supposed to be a one year gig like I had always wanted. And here I am 9 years later! (no complaints!)

I have had 12 Home addresses since then.  I am now in number 13 and this one is “permanent”!

The first one was a Hotel in Charlotte North Carolina. It was the Good old “Townplace Suites” - It was nice for a minute with everyday maid service. But living in a hotel is hardly what I would call “home”.  But it was only 8 months.  I was so bored in those 8 months, I flew home twice!  I went to alot of movies and ate alot of Pretzels.. The rest of that saga you can read in this blog (scroll back to 2006, it is ALL documented :)!)



Moving on from Charlotte, I had to have my contact lenses shipped to the Magnolia Hotel in Denver, we had to stay there because our apartment was not yet available. 7 weeks, free cookies in the Hotel at 4pm and the concierge knew my name.

My first “permanent” address was on Larimer Street. OMG what a view of the snowcapped mountains.  We started out on the 9th floor.

It was fully furnished and everything was paid for. It was an easy, pleasant walk to everywhere.  As we visited other expats in the building which fondly became known as the “international towers” – we became a little dissatisfied with our little abode and put in a request for a more modern apartment.

Because so many expats do 6 month contracts there were always apartments becoming available.  We seemed to be the stickers!  Moore was always getting renewed contracts.  Also, we seemed the only ones other than a couple single dudes, who were happy to stay in the USA. Most of the Aussies and the Kiwis couldn't wait to leave.

We then moved "up"  to the 12th floor. Ahhh more modern, even better view and I acquired a couple of cute turtles.


Atleast at this point, I had acquired no possessions outside of clothes. And A LOT of it. But since all my expenses were paid for, I would just donate a lot of them and fill the new wardrobe with more stuff. I had so many pairs of shoes, stilettos nogal, and I would trapes my way up and down 16th street!  I was famous.

When Moore had to leave for a long period of time and we heard rumors of another move (one rumor was Minnesota! YUK)  I decided I rather wanted to stay in Denver, since I had a job by this time, which I loved, I had made a ton of friends and I was Happy Houring everyday!  This was my Collegiate experience, so to speak.   So, instead, I rented an apartment in Uptown Denver, an old ghetto looking place. I had that address for a year and never lived in it!!  As the rumors came and went, I waited and waited. 

When Craig finally decided to move to Phoenix, I finally moved out of Larimer Street and into a modern place in Uptown Square, it was nice except for all the College parties happening all the time.

I bought a full condo of furniture and Little T died, which was super sad. But I still had Big T who was my faithful travel companion.



That was very short lived as I decided a few months later to also move to Phoenix. During this transition period and finishing things up at work,  I stayed with my friend Scott for a little while which was another temporary address, and Big T and I did our last Denver partying in that apartment before U-Hauling ourselves to Phoenix.  Truck full of clothes and furniture.


I arrived at the one bedroom apartment in Heatherbrae Street in the middle of the Phoenix summer – it was HOT.  This apartment in the not so great part of Phoenix.  There were all kinds of shadiness going on and I was less than impressed.  Moore had made himself at home in this apartment full of furniture that I swear, he found in a side alley.  I actually think it was donated to him by a homeless man!  Also, we had double of everything!


Nevermind that, it was ok for a few months. We then moved into our dream palatial estate condo – Optima.  It was the perfect most magnificent address.  That is where my movie career budded and I got into the best shape of my life! That lasted about 2 years and then when Moore had to take jobs in California, it wasn’t worth living there alone and paying the palatial rent.  He didn't get to enjoy it as much as I did, but it was home and it was amazing.














When he returned to Phoenix, funds were a little low, so we moved to Camelback and 24th street. Also a lovely condo, in the midst of all the hip and happenings. Loved that place with the rooftop pool.  Had it painted and everything, and after suffering from my worst physical ailments, it was time to move.  

I moved by myself to Parkside drive. That was in the College town of Tempe. Needless to say, though the constant college boy advances annoyed the heck out of me, it was nice to feel like IF I wanted to, I could like so like totally fit in!

Oh and did I mention we STILL had the house in South Africa. But after being awarded Green cards it was time to sell. We always thought we might go back voluntarily or be shipped back. I fought hard to stay and it was a success. I aged about 5 years in that process I am convinced.

Well Youth or Greencard.. cant have both



By this time, Big T had tripled in size and I had to get him a huge tank which was a bitch to clean!

At the end of my lease, I got a huge increase, a promotion and upgraded my “stuff". I also bought myself a very nice Audi brand new and quit the movie business. I lived 6 minutes from the office. It was a sweet deal. I would wake up 15 minutes before I had to be at the office.  My work schedule was crazy, but I was loving it.  The life of independence. In this address, I learned to become independent. I learned how to do everything that was previously done for me - I even used a **wait for it**DRILL!    I feel like this is where I found myself again, or anew.  And learned to love me again.

AND, That was when I fell in love again. Second time in a life. Who would have thought it was possible?

I then moved to Weber drive, can’t get away from the College kids. I had a ground floor unit and it was ultra-modern. Well worth the overpriced rent at the time. Had a gorgeous fireplace. I was the quintessential Single Young female doing her thang! Just having a great time with my life. I had this amazing huge stainless fridge that perpetually only had an onion and maybe some juice in it!

I went out A LOT partying it up, traveling the world and so in this gorgeous apartment fully loaded with new furniture and a second bedroom JUST for my clothes and 169 pairs of panties,  it was purely to sleep in and receive mail. :) 

After things progressed with Robert and I, we realized that living so far apart was crazy, I started looking for houses, since my life and the people in it had expanded.

I went from a couple. To ----->
Just Me. To ----->
Robert and I. To ---->
Me, Robert, Two kids and a HUG ass dog!

 I needed more space.

So, in October 2014, I moved to Mesa. It was weird, inconvenient to travel, old and in the Suburbs, but worked for my life.  For our life.  And the great part was, it could house ALL My clothes - that is, until everyone moved in ofcourse with all their stuff.. I now have to share ONE closet #wtf-ery

As my lease was coming to an end this October 2015, it made more sense to buy a house. Interest rates were good and the house we were living in, just felt like it had bad JuJu.  Looking for only two months, I found a house in Mesa I fell in love with.

And that whole story leads me to this past weekend.

Moving is stressful on everyone. My body hurts, not being able to find anything is annoying. But in the end….


                             It’s my home now.

                                    REALLY the first house I have owned since the house in Sandton..


Here is to New Beginnings......